Friday, December 23, 2005

Is Mrs. Wigglebottom Better Than You?

Take this handy quiz and find out: 1. Are you so cute? 2. No, really, are you so cute? 3. Do you get in the bathtub without any hassle whatsoever? 4. Can you scare off killer hobos with just one look? 5. Do people rub your head just so you fall asleep because you have the most darling snore ever? 6. If I said to you right now "Let's go for a car ride!" would you be game or would you have too many other obligations? 7. Do you have awesome ears that look like big bat wings that open up whenever anything strikes your curiosity? 8. Do you love cats? 9. Do strangers stop you on the street to tell the person you're walking with that you are awesome? 10. Do you give me kisses whenever you can? If you answered no to any of the following, it's safe to say that Mrs. Wigglebottom is better than you.


Blogger the Professor said...

That's an unfair quiz - esepcially #7. With a generous interpretation I was going to argue that I got 9 out of 10, but that 7th one just ruins me. Oh well, I already knew I was not as great as Mrs. Wigglebottom.

Make her jealous for me though, tell her that when I get back to Nashville I am going to tell her all about the adorable boxer I slept with these last two nights in Milwaukee. He was a good cuddler, except for the incessant licking that put even Mrs. W. to shame.

12/23/2005 03:26:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Boxers are big kissers, that's for sure. But Mrs. Wigglebottom is so fresh and clean right now she could be in an OutKast video.

12/23/2005 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger Cindy St. Onge said...

This is great!
I concede, Mrs. Wigglebottom is waaay better than me. But I do like cats too.

Mrs. Wigglebottom rules.

12/23/2005 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Sarcastro said...

I got five out of ten.

By that math, Mrs. Wigglebottom is twice as good as me.

12/23/2005 09:23:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Mrs. Wigglebottom is pretty much better than everyone, it's true. Sarcastro, I trust yours were the first five.

12/24/2005 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Sarcastro said...

Well, yeah the first five. And #9 is probably apt as well.

12/24/2005 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprisingly good. Go figure...

12/24/2005 09:12:00 PM  

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