Thursday, December 15, 2005

Jean Claude Van Damme has a healthy ego

I just caught a few minutes of the Jean Claude Van Damme movie before work. I don't know what it was called, but the premise seemed to be the same as Pee Wee's Big Adventure, in that he was very anxious to find his bike. Anyway, that's not important. What's important is the scene I saw, in which he fucks two women while some old woman looks on. Cut to the exhaustedly-fucked women sleeping while he gets up in search of his bike. One of them asks the other where he's going. The other explains. The first asks where he gets all that energy. They resume their post-coital slumber. Then, he goes outside, grabs a blanket off the line and covers up the old woman who is now asleep on the ground outside the window. Yes, Jean Claude Van Damme made a movie in which he insinuates that even watching him fuck is exhausting. I'm convinced that Van Damme thinks modesty is a city in California.

3 Comments:

Blogger the Professor said...

There's a reason to not have cable. Even if I am ready for sex at 6AM, I am NOT ready to watch it on TV. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the movie, just that I'd rather see it without the sun just starting to peek in the windows.

12/15/2005 10:07:00 AM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Now, now, don't let Van Damme turn you off from the joys of digital cable. There are so many channels to choose from, you rarely encounter him.

12/15/2005 10:31:00 AM  
Blogger the Professor said...

It's not Jean Claude (he's not hard on the eyes, all some other senses and my faculty of reason, but not so bad on the eyes). The problem is witnessing sex and violence as a way to start my day. Sure, I could not look at those channels, but I'm fine with not even having them available to skip.

12/15/2005 12:18:00 PM  

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