Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Fed-Ex Man Makes a Crucial Error in Judgment

Fed-Ex Man: Hey, sweet thing, what time do you get off work? My intern: 10, but I have class until 3. Fed-Ex Man: Class? Three? Really? Well, that's very nice, Miss. I must be going.


Blogger TVonthefritz said...

You have interns? I want to be one of your interns. I have intern-references, you know. Is the giving of blowjobs pretty much a given?

3/09/2006 09:35:00 AM  
Blogger TVonthefritz said...

Is your FedEx guy black? Ours is. We call him Chocolate Thunder.

3/09/2006 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger frostine99 said...

At my last job our retiring, soft-spoken mail guy was known as "Big Daddy Silk Shorts."

(You have to put the stress on the "Big" and then the "Silk," or it doesn't come out right.)

3/09/2006 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Fritz, being my intern is so boring that I can't in good conscience allow you to even consider it.

3/09/2006 03:58:00 PM  
Blogger Recovering Baptist said...

Big Daddy Silk Shorts and Chocolate Thunder. Someone should introduce these two.

3/09/2006 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous The Yellow Brand Hammer Co. said...

Our UPS guy is of the African persuasion. Because of the whole outfit and whatnot, I just call him "Brown."

3/09/2006 04:12:00 PM  
Blogger Yankee T said...

Living in Elvisville, I must honor the FedEx man.

3/09/2006 04:32:00 PM  

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