Tuesday, March 07, 2006
About Me
- Name: Aunt B
- Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Like Donnell Alexander says, "It's about completing the task of living with enough spontaneity to splurge some of it on bystanders, to share with others working through their own travails a little of your bonus life." But, it's mostly the kind of place that folks looking for "girls and cars" stumble across by accident.
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WHERE TO DIRECT YOUR HATE MAIL AND LOVE LETTERS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BEER
THINGS I SAID RECENTLY
- My Weird Dream
- Happy Things, Instead
- Why the ACLU Will Have to Go Ahead Without Me
- What the Hell Kind of Day is This?!
- Using the Military for Nefarious Purposes
- "She Walked Like a Woman and Talked Like a Man"
- Mrs. Wigglebottom Believes in Napping after the Park
- Something You Must Never Tell Mrs. Wigglebottom
- Avian Overlords
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
Aunt B.--Your kind host.The Butcher--My youngest brother, who lives with me and works as, you guessed it, a butcher. He knows everyone in town.
The Recalcitrant Brother--Our middle brother, who lives in rural Georgia and has a kind of movie star life, if that movie star is Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
The Reverend--Our Dad, a Methodist minister, perpetually three years from retirement.
Mom--Our Mom. She doesn't get a funny nickname because our mom will not stand for funny nicknames.
Mrs. Wigglebottom--My dog. She's got terrible manners.
The Corporate Shill--Or The Shill, as we call her. My friend from college who was constantly getting me into trouble and going to parties she neglected to tell me about where cute boys would ask her "Where's Aunt B.?"
The Legal Eagle--The Shill's husband.
The Super Genius--She lived next door to me my freshman year of college and we've been friends ever since my first day on the floor.
Miss J.--My first adult friend, meaning the first lasting friendship I made after college. She was my roommate in grad school.
Her Lover--Her Husband.
The Divine Ms. B.--Miss J.'s sister and one of my heroes, because she's brave and funny and mystic and fearless.
JR--My oldest friend. I've known her since I was in the second grade.
Elias--JR's husband and the person who's musical tastes have most strongly affected my own. Oh, how I long to be cooler than him!
The Professor--My closest friend here in Nashville. She's a genius, but she'll never tell you that.
The Man from GM--I've known him since I was 16 and he still hasn't forgiven me for telling him I was a vegetarian when I wasn't.
The Redheaded Kid--No one knows where he comes from or where he goes when he leaves here. I assume he's the Butcher's friend. The Butcher assumes he's mine.
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I LOVE LIBERALS. . . I LOVE FEMINISM . . .I HATE LIBERTARIANS . . .I LOVE MEN IN UNIFORM . . .I LOVE PIT BULLS . . .I LOVE COOTER PLAYS . . .I HATE VOX DAY . . .I LOVE SHIRTLESS MEN IN THE PARK . . .
I FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT . . .
I AM DRAWN TO THE LIGHT . . .
Um, sounds fun?
HAHAHA! I'm sure he was more than charmed...
I had lunch with Fritz yesterday (among others), and I couldn't help but ask him if you're as I picture you, which is 5'8". I think of odd things at lunch.
I am 5'7"ish. I hope he said good things about me. Or at least not-to-scary things.
Knucklehead, I'm glad to see the subliminal messages worked.
Who's footing the bill for these lunch time adventures?
I luvs me some free food.
I'm happy to report there was no "Aunt B is scary" talk.
My therapist said we can start a group session. Fritz and Knucklehead are both invited.
You are ambassador of cooterdom to all.
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