My Blood Runs Cold
Check this scary shit out over at Say Uncle's. The ATF has raided his friend's house.
Y'all know that I'm no gun nut, but I find the whole thing frightening.
posted by Aunt B at 3/24/2006 09:31:00 AM
Friday, March 24, 2006
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2 Comments:
Indeed.
You had me worried. I thought maybe my angel was a centerfold.
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