I Kick Ass

• Both afghans are done--Brittney's and the Boy Scouts--with the exception of the end-tucking.
• This morning, I came out into the hall and the dog and the orange cat were laying in front of the Butcher's bedroom door. I threw open his door and said "Orange Cat! Get the Butcher!" and both the dog and the cat jumped up on his bed and proceeded to annoy him. This may be easier than I anticipated.
• I just saw some Cee-Lo/Timbaland video and it rocks. I missed what the song was, but it was followed up by OutKast's "So Fresh, So Clean," which, as you may recall, contains the walk Elias and I did down the aisle at the Shining Hotel in Colorado. Good times.
• Anyway, the Professor is going to be here in forty minutes and I still haven't gotten out of the shower yet.

Prof., if you're reading this, I'll leave the front door unlocked. Everyone else, my dog has a razor-sharp titanium grill she insisted I buy for her after one too many viewings of that stupid Nelly video; don't try anything funny.