Thursday, December 15, 2005

Lunch with Brittney

I just got back from lunch with Brittney from over at Nashville is Talking. She was wearing a skirt so cute I about died of delight when she walked in the restaurant. I gave her the somewhat purple afghan, which she liked, and then we spent the rest of the hour talking about the joys of liberal feminism. I would share them with you, but they are secret joys, and many of you, I know, have not even gotten around to learning the Tiny Cat Pants theme song. I'm not going to be sharing secret stuff with you if you aren't willing to learn and regularly sing the Tiny Cat Pants theme song--which, I will point out, is short. Come on, now, all together:
Aunt B. is so great Aunt B. is so fine Like a star in the night sky Her greatness does shine. All of the straight men And some of the girls Would like to make Aunt B. The Queen of their world.

9 Comments:

Blogger TVonthefritz said...

Don't forget fags.

12/15/2005 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Shh. Y'all are one of the secret joys of liberal feminism--be a liberal feminist, get to smack charming gay guys on the ass playfully.

12/15/2005 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the tune?

-The Divine Ms. B

12/15/2005 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so glad to see that Aunt B. is in the business of writing songs again. She wrote an entire amazing musical starring the staff of the library at Wake Forest U. As I recall, Ms. B, the tunes are kind of free form and up to the interpretation of the singer. And, let's face it, this is really just the second verse of the dog fart poem from the day before.

Miss J

12/15/2005 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I voted for you in the Queen election. It's not my fault Ann Coulter won.

W

12/15/2005 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Oh, Miss J., you know me so well! It's not exactly a continuation of the dog fart poem, but, like Emily Dickinson, I have a certain fondness for one certain poetic structure.

W. I appreciate your vote.

12/15/2005 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wake forest?!?!?!

did you ever wave one of those black and yellow spiral thingies at a basketball game?

12/15/2005 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that last post was from me, btw.

-brian

12/15/2005 05:28:00 PM  
Blogger Yankee T said...

I love the song. It's so, well, YOU!

12/15/2005 08:56:00 PM  

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