Saturday, December 31, 2005


The Psychic Doorman My hotel is amazing! My room is huge with a huge closet and a beveled light fixture. Everything is peach and green and the bathroom is so clean! The first thing the doorman said to me was "Hello, Ms. B." I about fell over and he laughed. "Are you psychic?" I asked. "No, Homeland Security." I gave him my patented "What the Fuck?" look and he laughed and said he saw it on my bags.


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