Thursday, December 15, 2005

To My Gentlemen Readers

Just a note to say that, if you can still smell your cologne at 1:08 in the afternoon, you are wearing too much. Tone it down. The rest of us will thank you. With smooches, if you're lucky.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Chris Wage said...

I'll take it a step further and say that if you can smell it all, you're wearing too much.

I am of the firm opinion that cologne/perfume should be something that is undetectable if you are not invading the personal space of the wearer.

The allergy-stricken among us thank you.

12/15/2005 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's pretty inappropriate in the office. Maybe this guy is just responding to your new bra B.

12/15/2005 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw, that last post was NOT from me.

-brian

12/15/2005 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way back in 8th grade, I used to sit behind Michael Lovelace. He was huge, had a moustache, attached ear lobes, and wore buckets of Hai Karate.

Needless to say, he was the coolest kid in class.

-J

12/15/2005 05:34:00 PM  
Blogger dailydiablogger said...

Makes you wonder what they are covering up.

12/15/2005 05:48:00 PM  
Blogger grandefille said...

Aunt B, could you address your note to your female readers, too? I'm frigging TIRED of taking Zyrtec and wheezing like a steam engine again because two women on my floor bathe in Eau de Stank every morning. I was never allergic until this year, and it is AWFUL.

Please, those among you who add scent to your morning toilette, don't do it. Save it for your honey when you get home. (And if you're doing it because your honey is at the office, stop it, because that's just wrong anyway.)

Love (hack snort spit),

Us

12/17/2005 05:01:00 PM  
Blogger grandefille said...

... cologne/perfume should be something that is undetectable if you are not invading the personal space of the wearer.

Yes.

A P.S to my comment -- If you're wearing cologne/perfume, don't be invading the personal space of others. (That needs to be directed to my co-worker who feels a need to virtually lie down on people to talk to them. I'm shrieking 'GET OFF ME' the next time it starts.)

12/17/2005 05:04:00 PM  

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